Monday, October 24, 2011

So your girlfriend’s not Barbie


So your girlfriend’s not Barbie 
buy the book
dude, sucks for you
mine got lipo last week
laser hair removal
you could just sell her ugly clothes
upgrade to the new model
make her wear a bra to bed
10 Ways to Start The Diet Talk
How Her Genetics May Make You Fat
you can’t fuck her brain
try turning the lights off
give it as a present
remind her what you could be having
dude, she’s only getting older
hint
Is She Worth Changing?

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