Migraines

Migraines

Caused by alternating between vanity and

The purest form of self-loathing

The kind that cracks mirrors and

Eats entire cakes

It’s like rapid cycling bipolar self-opinion

That pulls your pants down in front of the entire class

For a second you enjoy the attention until

You realize what just happened

The scariest phrase in the entire world is:

Guess what you did last night?

No guesses

Just tell it to me straight

Was it a

Cry in the corner about how my life sucks

Night

Or an

I’m going to accept the attentions of anyone who calls me beautiful

Night

Or a

Fuck yes I am beautiful and need no one to tell me so

Night?

Relationships and countries have fallen apart under less hate

Than I heap upon my flabby form as I lie in bed wondering

Why the only men who hit on me are

Dudes that bear a more than passing resemblance to Chewbacca

All I want is Vin Diesel with a PhD but I’ll settle

For a Viking warlord who vacuums and

Isn’t afraid of the power packed behind my forehead

The doctors tell me the

White lights spitting pain focused agony

Have been brought on by stress

The doctors tell me I’m

Overweight depressed alone because

There are too many stressors in my life

If it was as simple as telling myself to not be stressed

I would have separated my mind from my body and

Dumped one or both in a lake

Years ago